3… 2… 1… PANIC!

Welcome to the Panic Button Press web site— home of the SECTION ZERO, Volume 0: There Is No Section Zero Ultra-Cool Collector's Edition hardcover. >Whew!< In the future— as we fine-tune and fix the inevitable bugs here at PBP— there will be actual blog posts on this page, but right now it's pretty damn amazing you're reading this at all. And we're very glad you are. Please sign up for updates (see bottom of the page) and share the news about this site. In general, we encourage you to spread PANIC wherever, whenever, and however possible. Responsibly, of course.

Until next time, I leave you with this:

Karl Kesel